Grantspeak

An example website to advertise the “free” hosting from satoshihost.top. It creates pages like the new-age bullshit generator but shows meaningful-sounding bullshit for NGO grant applications instead of new-age stuff. It is an example site for the hosting and also has a link to clickforcharity to improve our page ranking. For an insight into the kind of content we would use, the old grantspeak sentence generator still exists on archive.org. AI’s massive knowledge of writing styles and how to put together an article should be plenty to make an amazingly realistic generator of meaningless NGO babble.

Images can come from https://pixabay.com/images/search/charity/ and https://unsplash.com/license with attribution. Unsplash has the image authors, and I imagine so does Pixabay, so we can link to them. Freepic is another. The images are pretty big, so we could reduce them significantly in size in both physical dimensions to fit in the page among the text and in JPEG max level 50 compression. One full-width one at the top; choose ones that are wide landscape to keep the sizes down, and the others maybe 2 distributed in the text left or right in a nice layout, so they are also kept small. For mobile, they will go vertical to prevent narrow text columns.

We use a database of jargon phrases with some way of arranging them to make a coherent blurb like the NGO websites and NGO “mission statements”, etc. Vague and could mean anything but sounds very purposeful and professional. The new-age bullshit generator may give some idea how this arrangement is done, but I imagine it is intro phrases, main point phrases and concluding phrases, something along those lines.

One “about” page can explain that it’s an example of what can be done with our “free hosting” accounts, saying what it uses and a link or iframe embed of the site stats. We can boost the stats so people can see if their site will fit within the capabilities. We can say how many images are stored for the page generator and how much space the whole site uses, with its database, content, etc. – all the details a user might want to know.

Another page can contain a version of the Jargon page, and one subpage can show the jargon repository. That gives us 4 pages, so I only need to think of one more for a standard 5-page site.